You Might Be a Creep If:
29 Mar 2011 Leave a Comment
1. You lurk around members of the opposite sex, trying to capture their unique “scents”.
2. You send romantic Facebook messages to her- with n’er an answer or reply from her end- and continue to do so until you say something so offensive and personal and inappropriate that she has no choice but to block you.
3. You’ve ever been caught on camera holding hands with a high school girl, when you’re pushing 27.
4. If you’ve made it your goal each and every day to approach her- and whoever else you can think of- on Facebook chat as soon as she logs online, though she’s never EVER shown any interest in you other than giving friendly Hello’s.
5. Private Facebook birthday messages? Leave that for her friends and family, k?
6. You’ve ever offered to help her pick out a bathing suit.
7. A typical weekend night includes you grabbing at your female friends after you’ve thrown back a few.
8. You’ve ever emailed a girl about her being special because she’s different, and told her she could call you ANYTIME to talk about it PRIVATELY.
9. Ever told a hooper that she is more than welcome to come show you her skills privately.
10. You’ve ever “accidentally” started grinding on someone at a club.
11. You’ve ever pretended to be of a different sexual orientation simply to get “closer” to someone.
12. You’ve used a dirty joke before as an excuse to touch someone inappropriately. This applies to females, too.
